Walk around until you run into a large flat surface.  This is a wall.  Grope the wall until you find a switch and flick it in the opposite direction than it is currently positioned.  Viola, the room should be filled with light and instantly brighter.  Now all you have to do is sit back and relax with a nice cup of coffee.  OH no, you don’t know how to make coffee; see my previous blog on brewing coffee.